The High Gallery
|Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10
miles!" Delta 351: "Give us another hint!
We have digital watches!"
|"TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45
Degrees." "Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much
noise can we make up here?" "Sir, have you ever
heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?"
| From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very
takeoff queue: "I'm f..ing bored!" Ground Traffic
Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify
yourself immediately!" Unknown aircraft: "I said I
was f... ing bored, not f... ing stupid!"
O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy,
your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles,
Eastbound." United 239: "Approach, I've always
<> wanted to say this... I've got the little Fokker in sight."
|A student became lost during a solo
flight. While attempting to locate the aircraft on
radar, ATC asked! , "What was your last known
position?" Student: "When I was number one for takeoff."
|There's a story about the military pilot
a priority landing because his single-engine jet
fighter was running "a bit peaked." Air Traffic
Control told the fighter jock that he was number
two, behind a B-52 that had one engine shut down.
"Ah," the fighter pilot remarked, "The dreaded seven
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